100 / THE PEOPLE’S LAUNCHPAD
1/1FROM YOUR NOKIA. TO SOLANA.
GOT AN IDEA?
TEXT IT INTO EXISTENCE.
Launch a token with a text message.
We cover the launch fees. You make the call.
200 / NOW BROADCASTING
CHECKING STATUS| TOKEN | MARKET CAP | 24H | CURVE |
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300 / LAUNCH BY SMS
UPLOAD. TEXT. BROADCAST.YOUR PHONE IS
THE LAUNCH BUTTON.
TELEPAD NUMBER: +1 (351) 344-3047
Checking SMS service status...
01 / UPLOAD YOUR TOKEN IMAGE
Upload below, then copy the image code. Include the code in your SMS—no picture messages needed.
Include this code with your token name, ticker and SOL or NOKIA pair. For NOKIA, include a creator fee from 0–3%.
02 / TEXT YOUR TOKEN DETAILS
Send the name, ticker, image code and your choice of SOL or NOKIA pairing to the TELEPAD number above. For NOKIA, include a creator fee from 0–3%. A 0% selection uses the standard fee schedule.
Or choose the custom pair:
Add a description, website, Telegram and X links if you have them. If omitted, the website uses your TELEPAD token page and X uses the official TELEPAD account.
03 / AUTOMATIC LAUNCH
Send LAUNCH with your details. The assistant asks only for missing or unclear information. Once all details are valid, it launches automatically using your phone-linked wallet. You receive the token address and page link after finality. No launch confirmation code is required.
Uploading an image does not launch a token or submit a transaction.
400 / MY WALLET
SMS ACCOUNTPHONE-LINKED WALLET
MANAGE BY SMS
Text WALLET to +1 (351) 344-3047 for your address. Text BALANCE to check funds.
This public page does not display private wallet balances.
500 / HOW IT WORKS
QUICK GUIDE01 A NUMBER BECOMES A WALLET.
Text wallet to request a phone-linked wallet.
02 AN IDEA BECOMES A TOKEN.
Text launch MOON Moon Television. Include your image code and SOL or NOKIA pair. Complete details trigger the launch automatically. Your token appears after launch, with launch fees covered.
03 A MESSAGE BECOMES A BUY.
Text buy {tokenaddress} $10. Select a token to view its address and prepare a message.
Send commands to +1 (351) 344-3047. Buy and sell orders require the exact confirmation code in the reply. Launches run automatically when complete. Preparing a message here does not send it.
600 / TEXT-TV CHAT
THE PEOPLE'S FREQUENCYGREETINGS FROM THE SOFA
LEAVE A MESSAGE.
SOMEONE'S WATCHING.
Shout-outs, late-night thoughts and messages to whoever is still awake.
Sender labels show only the last 3 phone digits. They aren't unique identities. Messages sent with the chat command are public—don't include personal information.
420 / UNAUTHORISED TRANSMISSION
DO NOT ADJUST YOUR PLANTEYES ONLY // DECLASSIFIED AT 04:20
YOU WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO FIND THIS FREQUENCY.
THE GRASS
IS LISTENING.
You thought it was a screensaver.
It was a greensaver.
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▄███▄JUST A HOUSEPLANT? THAT'S WHAT IT WANTS YOU TO THINK.01 / FOLLOW THE NOKIA
The 3310 was never indestructible. It simply knew too much to be allowed to die. Every game of Snake was a training simulation for an underground network of extremely relaxed gardeners.
02 / THE FOUR BARS
Four signal bars. Twenty missed calls. 4. 20. Coincidence? Our unpaid research pigeon says no. The fifth bar was removed after it started asking where the snacks were.
LOCATION: BEHIND THE SOFA
THREAT LEVEL: OUT OF CHIPS
03 / BIG LAWN DOESN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW
Why is the grass always greener on the other side? Different firmware. Your neighbour has already installed photosynthesis 2.0. The lawnmower is a signal jammer. The garden gnome is middle management.
“We have traced the entire operation to a suspiciously warm greenhouse and one guy called Dave.”
— ANONYMOUS BOTANICAL WHISTLEBLOWER
04 / THE FINAL PROOF
Turn a leaf upside down. Still a leaf. Turn your phone upside down. Now you can't read this. This is precisely how deep it goes.
The universe is just a very large grow tent. The sun is the lamp. Rain is the watering schedule. Nobody has found the thermostat.
TRANSMISSION ENDS. PLEASE WATER YOUR INFORMANT.
FICTIONAL PIRATE BROADCAST / SATIRE / NO ACTUAL SECRETS, JUST QUESTIONABLE BOTANY.